They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Actually this movie though
I think this is more an argument for how ridiculous the English language can be…
In other news, I can say any of those words (in German) with ten times the grace you can blow English out your hole, so cheers. :P
I love that Tom and Tilda both look like they’re going to rob that guy for crack money
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool